May 2013
April 2013
homosexualpancakes:
when someone tries to argue with you on a subject you clearly know more about
March 2013
February 2013
Baby if you read this, I loved you everyday we were together and I’ll love you everyday we are apart. Wallah. I wish I was that man that you deserve.
January 2013
thesickestjokes:
“A vodka, please.” “Erm, this is McDonald’s.” “OK, a McVodka, please.
Teacher: How much is a gram?
Me: Shit, depends on what you want...
BE MINE